Bug List

Disclaimer: Below is my list of things that bug me. It will be interesting, I promise you this...

- Smoking - Go find a way to kill yourself without me being around.

- Ignorant drivers on the highway - Those people who find a way to drive slowly at the exact same speed, side to side so you cannot pass them and when you try to pass them, they speed up to avoid being passed.

- People who cannot tie their tie correctly - You dress nice to look sharp, so don't slack here.

- Incoherently inebriated people - You threw up on my carpet... Thanks...

- University of Arizona - How could such an insignificant school actually think they can athletically compete? Just plain jerks.

- My two old roommates - First dude we kicked out because he passed out while cooking food on three different occasions, one burning food badly. You are out man. The other just decided he was gonna bounce and not pay any of the bills he owed me. Thanks guy...

- Landlords - Do you really need rent for this dump you refuse to make any timely repairs on?

- Credit card bills - Yeah... So what if I spent too much money I don't necessarily have?

- Bills - Rent, water, electricity, cable, gas, cell phone, car, etc.

- Upset girlfriends - Need I explain? Seems to go in cycles...

- Being ill - If I enjoyed the taste of bile, orange juice, and pizza coming out of my mouth, this may be cool.

- Going to the gym - Just going to the gym, getting the motivation to get there, and start working out. Once I am there, it is all good.

- Being dirty after the gym - Who enjoys smelling like sweat and sticking to yourself?

- Going to work - Work sucks. That is all.

- Work in general - Did I mention work sucks? Oh yeah, right up there...

- Being sweaty - I'm sweaty right now... and guess where from. Yep. The gym.

- Buying gas - Constant price changes, what is the deal with that? I mean, do you like paying $50 each time you need to fill up your tank?

- Souped-up escorts - I own a Ford Escort. It is a piece of crap. Don't try to make it look nice.

- One-uppers - That is right, guy over there that has done everything I have... but better!

- School - I have done it for 20 years. I am tired of cramming knowledge into my brain. It is beginning to hurt. :(

- Gangsters - Yes, even those who try to act like gangsters.

- People who cannot mind their own business - Why do you care?

- Going to the bathroom - It really is a completely non enjoyable task that must be done during the day.

- Doing the dishes - Yes, even the ones I need to do for my roommates.

- Being broke - I really wish I had some money. I am sick of being a broke college student.

That is the majority of my list. If I continue, I may just get extremely depressed because now I have actually realized all of the things that bug me in life...